Palestinian Authority Announces Plan To Sue God Over Covenant With Abraham

Last week, the Palestinian Authority announced its plan to sue the U.K. over the Balfour declaration, a  letter written in 1917 by  Lord Balfour to Zionist leaders pledging his commitment to establishing a Jewish state in the historic homeland of the Jews.  In an apparent attempt to one-up themselves and attract more mockery and ridicule,  the P.A. has now vowed to sue God, Himself over his covenant with Abraham some 4,000 years ago.  “The God of Abraham had no right to promise this land to the Jews. Being all-knowing, He had to have foreseen that some 4,000 years later, we would suddenly decide that we have a national identity tied to this land”,  said a spokesperson for the Palestinian Authority.  The Palestinians claim that God should have known that they would seek to retroactively deny the rich and well-documented history of Jews in the land of Israel and therefore should not have promised it to Abraham and his descendants.  “Although we were living in Arabia for thousands of years after the covenant, God really should have taken us into consideration when making such promises” said the P.A. spokesperson.  We reached out to God for comment via a note in the Wailing Wall.  The Almighty issued a statement through his spokesperson, the angel Gabriel,  “Are you serious with this sh*t??? I have much more important things to worry about. There’s a war in Syria killing hundreds of thousands of people in my name, the ice caps are melting, and I’m trying to figure out how to stop the bees from dying off so you guys don’t starve to death.  I don’t have time for this nonsense.”
The Palestinians assert that time is a construct invented by God, and he is simply avoiding having to address the issue.  An archangel, speaking on condition of anonymity, said that God is indeed worried about the lawsuit since there are no good lawyers in heaven.  “All of the most cutthroat and lawyers are either in the U.S. Government or in Hell, so God is really at a loss here.  He won’t say it publicly, but he’s scared.”
In related news,  the Pope has announced that the Roman Catholic Church will be suing God for 2000 years of unpaid child support on the Virgin Mary’s behalf.  Commenting on this, God said, “I never touched her.  That’s not my kid.”
Catholic Bishop, Peter O’Malley said in a statement to BDSGuide.com that one simply has to look at Jesus to see the resemblance.
To this the Creator replied, “Of course he looks like me, you’re all made in my image!”